Monday, July 6, 2015

Chicken race

This morning I made a mistake. I turned around for the proverbial "two seconds" that it took to reach for the lid to the container of cooked chicken for Sir Oscar the Dachshund - and a whole chicken breast was off and running. Over the river (couch) and through the forest (8 basset legs) it ran, heavily pursued by other members of the household. It appeared to be much like a circus parade of sorts, minus the

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Grocery shopping on July 3rd

Summertime/holiday shopping etiquette. It's a thing; perhaps not one you are widely aware of or familiar with but it's out there. Sometimes there are certain actions you do and other times those things just are not ok, especially when you live in a resort town <grin>
Parking spaces: using two is slightly rude but when you used four I wanted to have you paged just for stupidity. It's an Expedition not a boat.

Shopping carts are designed to carry